Friday, 9 May 2008

Eco travel

“Why don’t you write a weekly column on Eco travel?” I ask Food Neurotic Friend.
“Maybe,” he says, “when I get back from China.”
“Don’t you ever think about your carbon footprint? You’re always travelling all over the place.”
“I’m very selective about the trips I go on,” he says.
“You mean, it depends if there are single, attractive women going.”
“I’m faithful to my girlfriend.”
My Eco Self has not yet met the vegan food journalist, FNF's new girlfriend, despite making strong suggestive hints.
“She lives in North London,” says FNF every time the subject is broached.
“You might want to watch your carnal footprint too,” I add.

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